December 2009
158 posts
To Miss Marika,
Lol. It is easier to write. But I like spelling “definitely” because it’s awesome to spell. Well, to me that is. And you’ll find a Korean guy someday. He’ll come riding in on a white horse.
Serenity: Funny
Hoban: This landing is going to be interesting.
Captain Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban: "Oh god, oh god. We're all gonna die"?
The Movies I Watched Today
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Doom
Silent Hill
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Underworld
The Forbidden Kingdom
Serenity.
Up Next (possibly):
Ultraviolet
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Out of the seven movies I watched today...
this is my favorite.
I just realized that I can cook. But, I’m not an official cook until I can cook at least 3 traditional dishes, according to custom. Lol.
Wow, we get it. You didn't like Avatar.
(via fuckyeahavatarmovie)
Omg. This would be the first time I would hear about someone not liking Avatar….That’s sad… :(
marikaaaknowsbest:
I heckahelluh want this!
Lol. me waaaannnnt!
Medieval News: Tomb of Cao Cao, famous Chinese... →
troisroyaumes:
Via thistleingrey. So exciting!
Hehe. When I saw this I got a rush of uber-hyper excitement. lol. I’m sucha history nerd.
Top 10 Cute but Deadly Animals →
(via eonthemoon)
Let me get this straight. Our father was bromantically involved with a man that...
– Chris Rock, Death at a Funeral
Learn Na'vi →
nostrich:
Nice.
I still haven’t seen Avatar, or anything to do with the Na’vi language Paul Frommer created for the film’s alien species, but it’s awesome that this exists.
BEST EFFING MOVIE OF THE YEAR: AVATAR
I saaw this with my brother from Vegas before we left and I LOOOVVVEEE it!!! It’s so visually beautiful that I can’t help but be captivated and the storyline is great. It’s one of those movies that you can’t help but want to sit there and watch and daydream about it for hours and hours. It’s the new Star Wars. Lol. I highlt reccommend it.
fmylife:
Today, I was told by ‘Seventeen’ to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
Only in America...
macaroononastick:
….can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. …are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. …do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions. …do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke. …do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. …can a homeless...
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it...
– Mark Twain (via macaroononastick)
Tiger Woods and Santa Claus
Joana: Hey Joemma.
Me: What.
Joana: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Me: What?
Joana: Santa Claus stops after 3 ho's.
Me: Lmfao.
Joseph/Mom: I don't get it...