Tuck In!

Me: *tucking my sister in*

Little Sissy: Tuck me in as if you were tucking in a dead person in a coffin. It's that cold. I want to be really warm.

Me: Uh, okay...

Broseph: I'm sorry, but I don't think they make coffins for people like you. That's why they cremate people. You wouldn't fit.

Little Sissy: Shut the eff up.

Me: Lmfao!!!!

Fat-ified. Lol.

Broseph: *giving the little sissy a bite of a choco pie*

Little Sissy: *chewing*

Broseph: Are you satisfied? Or you fat-ified? By the looks of it, you look fat-ified.

Little Sissy: *Laughing hysterically*

Dear Tumblr

You are a major distraction.