They call me Joemma (joh-em-mah). I laugh. I cry. I smile. I scream. I whine and complain. I compliment. I sing (horribly, but I sing). I learn and share. I explore. I love with all my heart. Simply put, I'm just Joemma.
The smallfolk say it was King Renly’s ghost, but wiser men know better.
Got these LED collars from Glowdoggie so now our night walks will be rave walks. (Taken with instagram)
I can’t see Caterina Sforza, only a sex man: Cesare, sorry.
My friend said she was ugly.
I slapped her.
“Snow White and the Huntsman” Reception Inspiration
Michelle: “Where’s my frying pan?”
Grace: “They’re gangbanging me!”
Wedding Updo For Long Haired Brides
1. Take a 1 inch thick piece of hair in your hands and twist it. 2. Hold one tiny strand at the top and push the remaining hair up into a ringlet on your head. 3. Wrap the remaining strand around the ringlet and use a bobby pin to pin the ringlet to your head 3. To recreate the top image, grab a friend who can help you create and pin ringlets all the way around.
A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.
Creative.
(via xilovelosersx)
